Yes, the ’80s rock star is right: Manskin is disgusting

There is a lesson that dolls must learn. Provide evidence for yourself first, then stand up for yourself. Whereas the action of the great vacuum does the opposite, it forces the mannequins, Bossier who have nothing to say “and they have time left”. The philosophy of the current show is easy: Take the money and hide, get as much as you can and enjoy spinning, so you don’t last. Manskins for example. Create a battery from Manuel Anelithe leader of a niche group that has never been damaged in 30 years, and the son of an industrialist from Abiagrasso from whom he inherited his business genes.

Agnelli as a rock star has always been irrelevant and he knows it, and on the other hand as a manager and PR guy he has always known a lot, and between talent and a red-carpet podium no one understands, he has found a way to invent these four Roman boys. But they got bored before something could be proven, for the very simple reason that they couldn’t prove anything. “Ah, but they opened up to the Rolling Stones.” Who did not even know who they were, according to tradition and as frankly admitted by Keith Richards. “Oh but they made the cover with Iggy Pop.” Which would easily cover it with Pacciani, too. “Ah, but they have millions of followers”: here falls a donkey, or a mannequin. I was mad at myself when he wrote that they don’t even have a piece, but the truth is that the songs of the Manskin models are not songs, they are broken things of others, like costumes, like hands of a boy. Damiano dives into it all. He sees it moving, even if it’s a cactus.

And now, on time, the schedule has arrived. trusted. At first Steve Fay, Zappa’s son, is not exactly a young gentleman: “Who? I’m sorry, I never heard of him”; Up close, Porcupine Tree, creators of a cutting-edge neoprogressive starting, in spades, from the ’80s, back to the fore with a recently released album, Closure/Continuation, isn’t easy, not for everyone, not mandatory but certainly complicated; Just to say they are leaving in September for a world tour. And their words about the models sound definitive as an epitaph: “They’re terrible. A lousy version of the past.”

Here, it’s all here, stop and go, I don’t need more. Maneskin doesn’t invent anything, they are mirrors of very little larks, well, they will not be the first nor the last; The point is that they do it with the unbearably lightness of being foolish that if it ends up immediately on the balls of the average listener, rock will chew it up, not to mention those who have been doing it for thirty or forty years. Then the leader porcupine treeAnd the Stephen Wilson, developing his ideas and doing them as a veteran, compares Billie Eilish, another who focused on discomfort, on biting her nails, and then all of a sudden, she created two bowls like this, as influencer, with the first names, and you can do whatever you want. Tik Tok music is not ours.

Because it’s not music, it’s Tik Tok that tickles faint minds. It’s all there: Maneskin models create nothing, invent nothing, They recycle things unknown to socialites, but only them. With a weapon that never existed before: complete control of the media. This, keep in mind, you have succeeded even before, only if you are not worth it, if you are not there, no means of information / contact will dare to invest in you; Now it’s the other way around, the less the bubble is worth and the more money the bubble uses, it is no coincidence that after his pronouncements, Wilson was bitten in tones between childish and frivolous, by almost all newspapers. and see us there Longa Manos The industry, which pays, which buys pages and “reviewers”, come on, let’s not kid ourselves, because we all know the game.

There is a dread that the game will break before everything is possible: in the case of our mannequins, A dramatic split is expected soon, the diver Damiano who goes on alone and then ends up like Tommaso Paradiso. Or Achilles Lauro, another alternative that is already evaporating.
But journalists and followers of the audio industry can bark as much as they want, and the four “terrible” alternatives can, in a qualitative sense, fidget, dive, stand up, pump, and gender as much as they want: without anything, nothing done and the proverb elicited.

It turns out that in a while, there’s going to be more talk of the girlfriend than that of the girlfriend of Maneskin, the total intern who goes to the restaurant in a bra and thick armpits as a sign of rebellion and female protection. The person who gnagnera over himself every ten seconds and controversially declares: “I am an extreme whore.” You know the news, you know what a scandal is. These little guys are unbearableThey have the arrogance of skipping the line that is worth nothing, and they have nothing to offer. They know that, too. They are remote-controlled meteors that, when the exhale ends, are in their own pathetic way. They are terrible.

Max Del Papa, July 6, 2022

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